Westlife are a bunch of talentless, Irish pricks whose main source of income is robbing air-headed 12-year old girls of their valuable wallspace, and bored thirtysomethings of their dignity. If I ever find myself in the enviable position of getting stuck in a lift with these wankers, you have my sincere assurances that I will personally bumfuck the lot of them with my hefty cock, photograph the evidence, and then send it into the letters pages of Smash Hits.
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